she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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