Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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