He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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