we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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