That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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