What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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