Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
