you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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