There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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