We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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