I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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