I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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