Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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