he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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