Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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