I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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