Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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