i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude i'm inner monologue high
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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