You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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