Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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