Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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