do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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