i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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I need you to use more vowels.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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