Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
D3 body, D1 cock
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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