The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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