Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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