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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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