took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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