i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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