we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
