Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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