ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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