He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
