We named our party play list daddy issues
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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