I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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