i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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