Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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