After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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