she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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