i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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