Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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