So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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