Non-Jews are for practice
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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