butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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