He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
is it fun? or sober?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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