Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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