I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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