so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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