HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I got inside last night via doggy door
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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