yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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